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What a porn star would do

What do you in your daily life which you consider to be normal? Picking up the kids from school, walking the dog and putting the dinner on?

It may come as a surprise but many of the things which ordinary people do, porn stars and london escorts do as well.

I used to work as part of a team of the best london escorts called charlotteaction.org, and people are always surprised when I say I take by Doberman Pinscher jogging. What, you have a dog? Surprise, surprise I do and I love her to bits. And just like many other escorts I do other things as well.

I put my sneakers and jogging bottoms on, and go shopping in Tesco. On Friday afternoon, I am just one of the other stressed out london escorts hanging around wishing for the check out girl to hurry up. Okay, not all london escorts shop in Tesco but a lot of us do, We just love our points as much as the next woman. Who knows? The woman next to you might be a porn star.

What else do porn stars and london escorts do? We do the ironing and clean the house. That may sound extra-ordinary but it is true. The house work has to be done whether you are an escort or a porn star. As we london escorts know, dust can just get anywhere and when you have a 12 year old who sneezes a lot it is very important to do the housework.

Porn stars also iron their husbands’ shirts. Well, it is one of the things I do any way, and I know that many of my fellow london escorts do the same thing. We empty washing machines, fill them up again, hang out the washing and do the ironing. It may sound terribly mundane but escorts in London can have very mundane lives as well.

You will also be surprised to know that both London escorts and porn stars have cars that break down. When they are not breaking down, they need servicing or new tyres. And who takes them to the garage? Yes, you guessed it. It is us escorts who take them to the garage. Not only do we have to escorts men around but we have to escorts their cars around as well.

As a matter of fact, I recently came to the conclusion that none of our neighbours know what I used to do. They just think I am this little perfect wife who is married to a high court judge. I run around in my Chelsea tractor getting more and more frustrated with my iPhone 6, and I would love to tell them the truth. The truth is that I married my favourite date.

Just like many other women around the country. I ferry children to and from school. I run a taxi service to the riding stables, and swimming pools. On top of that, I get totally stressed out about my husband’s health and ever increasing workload. Who said my life was glamorous? Let me tell you that the lives of porn stars and london escorts are not more glamorous than others.

Perhaps, if all of you ladies out there, sat down and spoke to us one day, you would learn a bit more than you think. I have some really hot tips on how to get red wine stains out of table cloths. I bet you would never have thought about that. Now, I am really frustrated. where is my vibrator?